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Sundial Jokes

"I like your new sundial," Jack said to Slow Jim.

"It's great, isn't it?" said Slow Jim. "I've even had floodlights installed, so I can also use it at night."

I forgot to shave my sundial yesterday...

..hence the five o'clock shadow

Finally a documentary full of watches, hourglasses, and sundials.

It's about time.

Son: Dad, how does a sundial work?

Dad:(hands son his phone) Now call your mother.

Son: Why don't you just do it?

Dad: That would be a DadDial!

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Yo Mama's so old... and stupid... and fat.

Yo Mama's so old she remembers when Captain Caveman was a lieutenant,

yo Mama's so old, when she went to school history class was just one paragraph.

yo Mama's so stupid, she has a glow in the dark sundial in her garden,

yo Mama's so stupid she went to the Dentist to fix her Blu...

The man who invented auto-correct has died.

His funfair is on sundial at moon

The inventor of autocorrect died today

His funfair will be hello on sundial

A man takes three Xanax...

A man takes three Xanax and lays down on a sundial. Death meanders up and says "Dude, you're on borrowed time".

Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury

I need to buy a smaller sundial.

A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy...

"Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"

The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".

The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.

The year is 13,000 BC. The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.

"You alright?" They ask him, waiting eagerly at the shore with a distant view of the new lands that awaited them.

"Yeah, I th...

Some Crazy Inventions That Never Got Patented

1. Underwater Hair dryer.
2. A parachute that opens on impact.
3. Non-stick glue.
4. A telescope that makes objects look further than they really are.
5. A microscope that makes objects look smaller than they really are.
6. A solar powered flash-light that only works during the day.<...

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