Son: Dad, how does a sundial work?

Dad:(hands son his phone) Now call your mother.

Son: Why don't you just do it?

Dad: That would be a DadDial!

The man who invented auto-correct has died.

His funfair is on sundial at moon

A man takes three Xanax...

A man takes three Xanax and lays down on a sundial. Death meanders up and says "Dude, you're on borrowed time".

The inventor of autocorrect died today

His funfair will be hello on sundial

Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury

I need to buy a smaller sundial.

A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy...

"Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"

The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".

The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.

The year is 13,000 BC. The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.

"You alright?" They ask him, waiting eagerly at the shore with a distant view of the new lands that awaited them.

"Yeah, I th...

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An Old Western Tall Tale.

A cowboy was riding in the desert when he saw an indian lying butt naked on the ground with his dick erect.

So he went up and asked : "what the fuck are you doing?"

And the indian said : "Me tell time"

He gave it a thought and figured the dick could be used as a sundial and went...

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