Take one down, patch it around, 126 bugs in the code
Government: Gambling is addictive, morally wrong, and predatory, so we are outlawing it.
In unrelated news the Powerball jackpot is $126 Million Dollars! Can't win if you don't play!
One Sunday, in a church...
...the preacher said out loud: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation shouted,"Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."
And the congregation shouted,"Amen!"
"And if...
A young boy sat at a bus stop eating a chocolate bar.
When he finished he reached in his pocket, drew out another and ate it too. He then pulled out a 3rd bar and began to unwrap it.
A woman sitting next to him said "all that chocolate will make you fat and ruin your teeth."
The boy replied "My grandfather lived to be 126 years old." <...
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A strange sound
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a st...
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