Paratrooper: What happens if my parachute doesn't open?
Sergeant: Bring it back and we'll give you a new one.
What's better then winning gold at the para-olympic?
Walking
Banned From the Para-Olympics
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD40.
I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel
but the comments were disabled.
Two eagles walk into a law firm looking for a job
The hiring manager asks, "So why should I hire you two?"
And the eagles say, "Well, we've been eagles since the day we hatched from our eggs. You're never going to find a para-eagles better than us!"
What do you call a tapeworm with glasses?
A para-sight
Having someone respond to a medical emergency has gotten sooo expensive.
Maybe instead of sending a Para Medics they should only send one.
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One British Para is better than ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then s...
There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.”
Jesus looked towards the thief and said, “Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!”
What is a Pokémon's favourite place to go in France?
Paras
A lady is bargaining for a honeymoon package abroad..
Says the agent: "Check it out maam. 3 nights and 4 days in a cruise to Bahamas, all night party and casino environment with free booze. Just $2000 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Umm. Nice one. But do you have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "Sure maam. 4 nights and 5 days in Aus...
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