What's better then winning gold at the para-olympic?
I went to make a joke on the Para-Olympic's YouTube channel
but the comments were disabled.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Para-Olympics after they tested positive for WD-40.
There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.”
Jesus looked towards the thief and said, “Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!”
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One British Para is better than ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then s...
What is a Pokémon's favourite place to go in France?
A lady is bargaining for a honeymoon package abroad..
Says the agent: "Check it out maam. 3 nights and 4 days in a cruise to Bahamas, all night party and casino environment with free booze. Just $2000 per couple. Hell of a deal."
The lady: "Umm. Nice one. But do you have anything cheaper?"
The agent: "Sure maam. 4 nights and 5 days in Aus...