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10s Jokes

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Billy-Bob goes out back to the outhouse and sees his brother Bubba throwing 5s, 10s, and a 20 dollar bill into the hole of the crapper...

"The hell y'all doin' that fer, Bubba!? That's there's good cash money! And yer throwin' it down the shitter!"

Bubba says, "Well, I was sittin' here a-takin' me a shit, when all a sudden, a bunch of change fell out of muh dad-blame pocket. And I'll be damned if I's gonna climb down in there f...

My wife asked me if she’s the only one I’ve been with...

I said yes, all the others were 9s and 10s.

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"Doctor Doctor! My butt hurts!"

"Doctor Doctor! My butt hurts!"
"Well, let's have a look at i\-that's weird." Says the doctor as the man bend's over. "What is it?" "You have a rolled up $20 bill sticking out of your butt." "Well, pull it out!" The doctor does. "Umm, now there's a rolled up $10 bill sticking out of your butt."...

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Guy: “Do you know you’re the only one I’ve ever had sex with?”

Girl: “Really?!?!”

Guy: “Yes, all the others have been 9s and 10s.”

Why did 1/5 get a massage?

Because he was 2/10s

Bad tooth NSFW

[Warning: NSFW content, long story]

A man walks into a new bar his friends told him about and they decided to check out together. He goes up to the bartender to give a description of his friends and ask him if he's seen them, but before he gets the question off he sees his friends on the far ...

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