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5s Jokes

Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3s, 5s and 7s?

Because they can't even.

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Billy-Bob goes out back to the outhouse and sees his brother Bubba throwing 5s, 10s, and a 20 dollar bill into the hole of the crapper...

"The hell y'all doin' that fer, Bubba!? That's there's good cash money! And yer throwin' it down the !"

Bubba says, "Well, I was sittin' here a-takin' me a , when all a sudden, a bunch of change fell out of muh dad-blame pocket. And I'll be damned if I's gonna climb down in there f...

Frank and Fiona Lames were very upstanding citizens.

They worked very normal 9-5s, were involved in the community, and cheered for [insert reader’s favorite sports team].


The lovely couple had two teenage children: Felicity and Felix. The two youngsters were nothing like their parents. They went were pranksters and miscreants, always getti...

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"Doctor Doctor! My hurts!"

"Doctor Doctor! My hurts!"
"Well, let's have a look at i\-that's weird." Says the doctor as the man bend's over. "What is it?" "You have a rolled up $20 bill sticking out of your ." "Well, pull it out!" The doctor does. "Umm, now there's a rolled up $10 bill sticking out of your ."...

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Women are the best firewalls in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of contains 100 million sperms.
4. On average, lasts for 5s and contains 2.25ml of .
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal...

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