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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3s, 5s and 7s?

Because they can't even.

I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife

I thought that was a good trade

My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public.

Unfortunately, I couldn't recall.

I'd been suspicious of my wife for awhile so tonight I asked her if I was the only one she'd slept with last year.

Thankfully she said yes. The others were 7s and 8s.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Six was never the same after the war. The metallic clang of a dumpster closing and a garbage truck in the morning would bring him back to the enemy tanks running over innocent houses and villages whilst he and his surviving mates hid cowering in the bushes waiting for the metallic monstrosities to p...

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