"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'Sir!, What's 2+2?' And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Ad...
Just bought a set of dice but all the 2s, 4s and 6s have been blanked out.
They're very odd.
A man wakes up at 2:22 sharp and gets dressed.
He goes down to the coffee shop and his order comes to $2.22. He finds $2 on his windshield and arrives to work in exactly 2 minutes. “All these 2s” he thinks “ maybe it could mean something”
So he goes down to the hound racing at bets all his savings, his house and his car on #2 and watches ...
I just got some Sudoku toilet paper
Sadly, I can't complete it because I can only fill it with 1s and 2s.