Just bought a set of dice but all the 2s, 4s and 6s have been blanked out.
They're very odd.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
Three women are stranded on a deserted island.
They were on the island for quite some time, but luckily they finally spotted a boat in the distance. They had no flares and no way of telling the boat they were on the island.
The first woman, a brunette, decided to try to swim to the boat. She swam 1/3 of the way, then drowned.
The ...
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