Just bought a set of dice but all the 2s, 4s and 6s have been blanked out.
They're very odd.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
If two women get legally married, and eventually end up divorced...
Which one gets 3/4s of everything?
Three women are stranded on a deserted island.
They were on the island for quite some time, but luckily they finally spotted a boat in the distance. They had no flares and no way of telling the boat they were on the island.
The first woman, a brunette, decided to try to swim to the boat. She swam 1/3 of the way, then drowned.
The ...
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The newspaper
So, I and my friend were in the cafeteria at lunch time, when...
Me: hey - pass me over that paper, will you, please?
My friend: What? Paper? Bah, you country duffer - here, use my iPhone 4S. It's the latest meanest and baddest piece of technology in your hands, and it's got 3G man - b...
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