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Youngling Jokes

What do jedi younglings and jokes about youngling have in common?

They never get old.

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A punk youngling and an old man on a bus (REALLY NSFW)

The old man sat next to the punk, then looked at him curiously, specially his mohawk hair.

After some seconds, the punk got irritated and confronted him with a glare "What? What's with people nowdays thinking i am crazy just because of my haircut and livestyle?" he growled "Haven't you made a...

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A simple farmer wanted his pigs to have younglings

He tried to get the pigs to mate, but the females wouldnt.

He asked his neighbour for advice. The neighbour said that if he has sex with the pigs they would soon agree to mate with the male pigs.

He didnt like the idea but he needed the younglings. So he starts the next day. He takes t...

What do you call a Mexican Jedi youngling?

A padajuan.

"Youngling" in German is "Yuengling" which means that Obi Wan actually saw Anakin pounding beers

and trying to buy a Pennsylvania lager in Germany will get you arrested.

A wise alien elder told the younglings around it: "Democracy seems great..."

...until you have been to the Planet of Walls.

Jesus is back...

Two homeless friends meet in a small british town on a Sunday morning after a long time.

*We must celebrate, let's have a drink, what do you have on you?*

*I only have a few Euros, and you?*

*Me too, hardly enough to have a nice drinking day.*

After a moment of silence, t...

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