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An Italian in New York

*Note: this joke is best read out loud, in the best Italian accent you can do.*

So, I hear all my friends tell me how much they like New York, so I decide I'm gonna go visit. I take the plane to New York from Rome, an' by the time I get there, it's the middle of the night.

So I go to ...

Little Johnny in Religion Class

The teacher in religion class asks, "What part of your body do you think arrives in heaven first?"

Little Johnny shoots his hand in the air. A chill runs through the teacher and she pretends not to see him. "Mary, you had your hand up first. What do you think?"

Mary straightens up in h...

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A Guy, An Ostrich, and a Cat

Guy goes in a bar with an ostrich and a cat. He orders a beer for himself, a soda for the ostrich, and gin on the rocks for the cat. They drink their drinks, the guy pays with the EXACT change, the cat yells, "I'm not payin!," and they leave. The next day they all come back to the same bar, the g...

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