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Amelia Jokes

I told a joke about Amelia Earhart...

...but it didn’t land.

Y’all remember that time Amelia Bedilia STALKED, HUNTED DOWN THREE MOOSE, AND WHIPPED THEM TO DEATH all for the nanny assignment of making homemade 3 Musketeers?

Mrs. Heindseight reported back for comment: “All we told her was to whip mousse”, she wept through tears.


And so here lies the “Three Musketeers”.

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A surfer gets attacked by a shark. He wakes up in hospital to see his penis fully bandaged



\- Doctor, what is wrong with my penis?

\- You had an accident. A shark bit you.

\- It bit my penis off??

\- No, no, thank God, no! It just bit off the tip. We managed to save most of it.

\- How much did it bite off?

\- Well.. you had a tattoo there?
...

Amelia Earhart should’ve been a comedian

Because unlike her, her jokes always land

Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar.

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Why did the coconut crab cross the road?

To eat Amelia Earhart.

My grandmother invented Nair…

She’s Amelia Nair

I am going to tell my friends...

That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up.

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colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by
his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:



1. Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.



2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'



3....

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