A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
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So today in math class my teacher asked me a question
She said "If I hand you twenty dollars and you give 5 dollars to Laura, 5 dollars to Amelia and 5 dollars to Samantha, what will you have left?"
Apparently 3 blowjobs and a kabob wasn't the answer...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pi...
I am going to tell my friends...
That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up.