I told a joke about Amelia Earhart...

...but it didn’t land.

Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar.

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Amelia Earhart should’ve been a comedian

Because unlike her, her jokes always land

My grandmother invented Nair…

She’s Amelia Nair

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colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by
his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:



1. Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.



2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'



3....

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So today in math class my teacher asked me a question

She said "If I hand you twenty dollars and you give 5 dollars to Laura, 5 dollars to Amelia and 5 dollars to Samantha, what will you have left?"

Apparently 3 blowjobs and a kabob wasn't the answer...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pi...

I am going to tell my friends...

That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up.

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