Y’all remember that time Amelia Bedilia STALKED, HUNTED DOWN THREE MOOSE, AND WHIPPED THEM TO DEATH all for the nanny assignment of making homemade 3 Musketeers?
Mrs. Heindseight reported back for comment: “All we told her was to whip mousse”, she wept through tears.
And so here lies the “Three Musketeers”.
Amelia Earhart should’ve been a comedian
Because unlike her, her jokes always land
Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar.
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Why did the coconut crab cross the road?
To eat Amelia Earhart.
My grandmother invented Nair…
She’s Amelia Nair
I am going to tell my friends...
That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up.
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colonoscopies
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3....
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