I mean, you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.
Board Game Shop
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
What's a suicide bombers biggest fear?
To die alone.
My friend told me he’s glad that he’s a bus driver so I said why and he said
“So I won’t have to die alone”.
My uncle Rob died at the height of ecstasy, in one of those seedy hotels, when the ceiling mirror fell on him
Sad to die alone like that.
I enjoy expensive whiskey the same way I enjoy beautiful women
By watching someone else and living vicariously through their experience in my imagination, even though I know I'll never have either and am likely to die alone and well hydrated, instead of in bed with a gorgeous woman and a hangover.
Just Kidding. The real answer is "With my face hole"
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