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Furlong Jokes

My new girlfriend left me because of my addiction to horse racing ...

I knew it wouldn't last furlong

How long would you be sailing if you were to sail 220 yards at a speed of one nautical mile an hour?

Knot furlong.

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The Horse Joke (long)

So there are two racehorses.

A young racehorse and an old racehorse.

The young racehorse is about to run his first race and the old racehorse is undefeated going into his last race.

The old racehorse goes over to the young racehorse and says "Hey, you're a really fast runner. Y...

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