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I was sitting at the bar enjoying a drink to myself When next thing the door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on.

5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure.

Barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had...

A man was accused of beating his wife to death... [long]

A man is in court.

Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect
any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason."

Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her."

Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the...

Two strings walk into a bar

Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender says, “what can I get you guys?”

The first string says, “I’ll have a beer quag fulk koiygf jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67~[[*howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xv#@cu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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