It is early January of 1793. The commotion outside of the Castle of Versailles is growing louder by the minute. Louis XVI, however, is not bothered, as he is getting his new suit matched, pleated and frilled in his chambers by his favorite tailor.
"Ah yes, Poilon, superb work with the gold thread on my boot leather as per usual. And now: the silk pants with Morocco pearls."
"Y-your Majesty... I think they're breaking down the front wall."
"Nonsense! Clothe me or I shall have you beheaded!"
"Absolutely, your majesty! There...
I was dating a girl claiming to be related to King Louis the XVI and got mad
after I declared "so no head?" Immediately she begins storming off
The French Revolution was pretty rough. Did you hear about what happened to Louis XVI's head?
How does one best tell a joke about King Louis XVI?
It’s all about the *execution*.
Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...
...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.
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Back when Pope John Paul II died, the Vatican College of Cardinals were faced with the responsibility of choosing a new pope for the Catholic Church...
... At first, they favored a British Cardinal by the name of Cardinal Nigel Mason.
Card. Mason had been a pilot in WWII, fighting Germany's Luftwaffe. He was decorated for his service, during which he shot down 12 Nazi fighter planes.
He himself was finally shot down and made a rough l...
I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty
Louis XVI, specifically
The french minister of transport receive his counterpart from Uganda ...
After the offical things, he invite him to his place, outside of Paris. The Ugandan minister is astonished, as the place is a well restored and luxurious XVI century castle. He then ask :
- But, how did you pay for that ? I thought you came from a poor family.
- Come at the window, sa...