If Marie Antoinette, Anne Boleyn, Charles I, and Louis XVI formed a band, what would its name be?
The Talking Heads.
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In memory of recently passed Benedict XVI
WW2. Young german soldier captures pole. At the moment he aiming to shoot him lightning crack the sky and they hear God's voice: - Don't shoot him, he is a future Pope - Wow what about me? - Ok, fine, you too
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They say that King Louis XVI was rather melancholic as he was led to the guillotine
but it is known that after the execution, he was quite beside himself.
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Why did Louis XVI flee the revolution?
He felt a bit guillotine
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I was dating a girl claiming to be related to King Louis the XVI and got mad
after I declared "so no head?" Immediately she begins storming off
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I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty
Louis XVI, specifically
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Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...
...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.
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My friend asked me if there were famous NSFW parts of historical eras
I said that there weren’t many famous cases, except for the time Robespierre got head from King Louis XVI in front of all of Paris.
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It is early January of 1793. The commotion outside of the Castle of Versailles is growing louder by the minute. Louis XVI, however, is not bothered, as he is getting his new suit matched, pleated and frilled in his chambers by his favorite tailor.
"Ah yes, Poilon, superb work with the gold thread on my boot leather as per usual. And now: the silk pants with Morocco pearls."
"Y-your Majesty... I think they're breaking down the front wall."
"Nonsense! Clothe me or I shall have you beheaded!"
"Absolutely, your majesty! There...
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