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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

I squared up with X and Y last year

That fight keeps circling back to me

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

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Two government officials go on a diplomatic tour.

One night, they are invited to a dinner with several other officials from different countries.
Having arrived at the dinner, the two officials see that the dinner tables are arranged with exquisite cutlery. They all sit down and start having dinner.
During dinner, official X sees official Y...

What does an academic dwarf call his axes?

x and y.

Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer

We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes

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This may seem stupid, but can I get a bit of help?

I really love jokes with the construction:

What's the difference between x and y? One is a(n) __________ and the other is a __________

Now, the thing that kills me about these is where there's the turn in the punchline, like (making this up):

What's the difference between your ...

Coordinate planes are kinda like relationships.

You meet a person, decide to take it to the next level, they break up with you, and you wonder why they did.

I guess you could say they are now your x and you’re wondering y

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