Xerox Machine Jokes

His doctor told him he needed a colon ass copy.

I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an... read more

So a guy goes to a doctor and he says, "Doctor, you gotta help me! Every morning, I get up, I fuck my wife. Then I carpool to work with my neighbor's wife and on the way she BLOWS me! Then I get to work, and every time I go into the Xerox room, one of the young girls follows me in so I fuck her on t... read more