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Xerox Machine Jokes

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Why did the idiot sit on a Xerox machine?

His doctor told him he needed a colon copy.

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So I got caught copying my friends test in class...

I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.

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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.


He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects.

He stands in front of the crowd and brings out a xerox machine an...
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