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Photocopier Jokes

When my girlfriend sits on the photocopier and farts...

she's Imagin Poots

Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier?

She didn't like its tone.

Our photocopier in the office is called Bob Marley

'cause it's always jamming.

What were the photocopier's last words?

Good night, sweet prints...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A: A reproductive organ.

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Mother-in-law says to her daughter-in-law "I don't mean to offend you, but my grandson looks nothing like my son".

Daughter-in-law replies, "I've got a fanny between my legs, not a photocopier".

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Male or Female non-living objects... You might not know this, but a lot of non-living things are remarkably similar to men and women.

**FREEZER BAGS**: These are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

**PHOTOCOPIERS:** These are female, because once turned off, it takes

**TIRES**: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

**HOT AIR BALLOONS**: Al...

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Dwarfs and Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, ...
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