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What do you call a dick pick when it’s printed out?

A hard copy

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My clone gets an erection every time someone walks into the room...

I must've made a hard copy.

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What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?

Sticky notes.

What did he get from his publisher?

A hard copy.

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