The copier says to the paper "Can you hear me?"

The paper replies, "Copy that."

**From my eight year old daughter who WON'T SLEEP

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A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born:

"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."

My black friend asked me where to find the color copier

I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to

If Morgz were a part of a printer, what would he be?

The copier.

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