World Hunger Jokes - 20 Hilarious World Hunger Jokes

I wanted to solve world hunger...

So I wiped out a small European nation. Thanks to my actions, there are now no more Hungary people left in the world.

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Cashier: Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?

Me: Of course. Holy shit, I had no idea we were that close.

How many chef do you need to solve world hunger?

Depends on how you cook them

World hunger? Overpopulation? One word:

Cannibalism.

I saw this months ago so if you made it or know who did comment and I'll make a edit

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

I think we should solve world hunger.

You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas.

^I'll ^see ^myself ^out...

My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle

Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.

Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger...

...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.

If a genie offered you a choice between ending world hunger or getting a billion dollars

What color would your Lamborghini be?

This year my News Year’s resolution was to solve world hunger. My first step is to feed all the homeless

to bears.

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An Irishman, a English woman, and an American man are all at a meeting with ambassadors of the world, discussing world hunger

The ambassador from Germany welcomes everyone, and begins clapping his hands slowly. After about a minute he says, "every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

The American says, "our country would be willing to donate food and other supplies to Africa to help this issue."
The En...

If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,...

what color would your Lamborghini be?

To solve world hunger we need to eat the rich and erect a giant statue of Bernie Sanders. Why do we need the statue?

Well, I’m glad that the first step didn’t raise any questions.

My Boss saw me slacking

So he asked me: What have you done today?

I said: Solving world hunger.

Boss: How so?

I took a bite of my sandwich and said: there is one less hungry person on earth now.

There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation...

except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.

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An American goes to Ireland (long) NSFW

An American man goes to Ireland and goes to an Irish pub. As he starts drinking more and more, he has to release the valve and goes to the restroom. The urinals were occupied, so the man opens a stall. When he opens a stall he sees a little man in green suit. The little man in the green suit says, '...

I heard if you went on a diet..

you could end world hunger.

A man finds a lamp...

A man finds a lamp lying on the beach, and when he picks it up, he is startled when a genie comes out of it. The genie intones "For granting me my freedom, sir, I will grant you one wish." The man figures that if he only gets ONE wish, he should probably use it for the greater good, and requests "Oh...

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a giant orange head. Sensing the weird looks he was getting, the 2nd guy says "I'm guessing you are wondering what happened? Well, it's a long story..."

"But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me three wishes..."
"That's amazing! What happened?“
“Well for my first wish I asked for an end to world hunger.“
"Wow! That's really generous of you! What else did you wish for?"...

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