A woman walks into a bar, stands on a chair and shouts:
"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take."
A big dude gets up and takes off his size 16 work boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a fl...
Did you guys hear about the shoe store that got looted in Baltimore?
The only thing they left were the work boots.
A Dutch man goes to a cobbler
Wanting his wooden clogs fixed.
“What’s wrong with them?” asks the shop owner.
“Well you see,” says the Dutchman, “these are my work boots. They’re getting worn out and have some holes in them. Could you fix them up?”
The owner had never fixed wooden shoes, but he figured it ...
Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...
Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...
Dyslexic procrastinators, it's time to get together and rise up
Get on your work boots and untie
Two farmers, One hen.
There once was a farmer who owned a hen, this hen would occasionally wander over to his neighbour's property.
One day the hen laid an egg along the property line and , right in front of the farmer, the neighbour walked over and picked up the egg. A battle of words ensues.
Farmer: why a...
On the first day of Juvenal court, the judge was sitting down to start reviewing the day's cases.
"Bring out the first defendant," He said to the new bailiff. He left, and came back a moment later with young boy who was accused of shoplifting. He was covered in black soot, wore tattered overalls, and over-sized work boots and gloves.
The judged asked the boy why he came to court ...
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