What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked?
"Should have watched your steppe."
What was life like in the Mongol Empire?
It had its pros and khans.
Why were the Mongols always so happy?
They were nomads.
What do you call a Mongol leader who swindles people out of their hard earned cash?
Ghengis Khan Man.
What do you get when you liquefy a mongol?
Mongols once launched a naval invasion on Java but failed....
They sucked at C
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A Medieval polish farmer is out working in his fields one day, and digs up an old magic lamp. He begins to wipe off the dirt, thinking to sell it at market, when suddenly a Genie flies out, offering the astonished farmer 3 wishes.
"Oh Noble farmer, you have freed me from my prison, and for that I grant you 3 wishes! What say you?"
The farmer thinks hard about his first wish, and finally says "I wish for the Mongol hoard to come invade Poland."
The Genie looks at the farmer, puzzled for a moment, then nods. The e...
Did you know 1 in 200 men are directly descended from the leader of the Mongol Empire?
I was shocked too, but it made a lot more sense once I realized that back then there were no Genghis condoms.
What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?
How did the Mongols get to Europe?
Steppe by steppe.
[OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves... The Pillage People.
What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?
In 1240 CE, the Mongols invaded Tibet
... and the Tibetan leader, Lama Sakya Pandita, marshaled all able-bodied men in Lhasa to repel the invasion. Commoners, nobility and peasants answered the summons, but Sakya's own monks hesitated. After all, they had all taken vows of nonviolence, and had not harmed so much as a fly since their i...
As a lover of history, I always wondered how Genghis Khan would seek shelter whilst traversing various regions of the vast Mongol empire
Then it struck me. Finally! A regional Khan tent.
What do you call a fake Mongolian?
A Khan artist!
What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?
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Don't be so rough on China, they have some legitimate grievances
They've been oppressed by so many nations in the world: the Mongols, the Japanese, the Chinese...
A Polish guy finds a lamp buried in the sand
As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes.
The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."
"All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your ...
If Genghis Khan got a divorce, could he be considered songle and ready to Mongol?
A polish peasant farmer...
...is digging in his field one day when he hits something with his shovel. Picking it up and dusting it off, he recognizes it as an old lamp. A genie pops out and offers him three wishes. The Pole thinks about his wishes for the entire day and finaly decides. "Genie", he says, "I want the Mongol hor...
A man in Kyiv finds a lamp...
So, a gentleman in Kyiv found an old lamp. It had some tarnish on it, so after grabbing the brass polish and a rag, he started to polish it.
POOF! Out popped a genie!
"Master, you have freed me from the lamp! In gratitude, I shall grant you three wishes! (And no wishing for...
There have been few historical examples of wars with three opposing sides.
One such example occurred in the 11th century, with the three belligerents being the French, the English (Anglos) and the Vikings. The rivalry between each group was quite intense, and unlike other situations, the two weaker groups at the time did not join together to fight the strongest. Instead, t...
[Long] A Polish farmer...
During WWII a Polish farmer is tilling his field when he finds a lamp. He picks up the lamp and rubs off the dirt when a genie pops out.
The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from my prison. In return I will give you three wishes."
"Ok" says the farmer, "for my first wish I want the...
Every president has a secret service codename.
The current president is “Mogul”. I looked it up. Mogul: a member of the Muslim dynasty of Mongol origin Nope, that can’t be it, unless he’s a total self-hater. Try alternate definition: Mogul: In downhill skiing, an ice-cold lump; an extremely dense obstacle to human progress, a destabil...