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Willingly Jokes

Do you think oranges become juice willingly

Or are they getting pressured into it?

A man with Celiac disease willingly ate an entire loaf of bread.

He was a gluten for punishment.

I was thinking...

If a parent is trying to put his child to sleep and the child is refusing, wouldn’t it be illegal because technically the child is resisting a rest?

But then I realized it’s a lose-lose situation and it’s illegal either way because if the child willingly goes to sleep it makes it a kid nappi...

Why do people run from the rain while they go willingly under the shower?

Consent

Betting with a blonde

Bob walked into his favorite sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you t...

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