Wishbone Jokes - 4 Hilarious Wishbone Jokes

What’s the difference between Izuku Midoriya and a Wishbone?

The wishbone only breaks ONCE!

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Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone?

Its ok it was a lucky break

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I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities...

I'll call it "Make A Wishbone"

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Life Rules For My Son

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one.

3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. Act like you’ve been there before. Especially i...

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