Entendre Jokes

So he gave it to her.

...I had to rub one out.

No joke.

His wife's taking it hard.

...but it got really hard.

But it's so, so hard

PUNisher

An attractive lady hires two carpet fitters to replace the carpet in her sitting room after her pet parrot had made a terrible mess of the old carpet.
The two carpet fitters were stereotypical blue collar workers but had enough respect not to make any lewd jokes or double entendre at her expense... read more

And mourned my double entendres.

The bar tender ask "what can I get you?"

The man's says "I'll have an entendre."

The bartender asks "would you like a single or a double?"

The man says "I think I'll have a double entendre."

The bartender says with a smirk "So you want the big one."

he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

The girlfriend ends up as catcher, and the boyfriend pitches.

"Give me a pitch that'll blow me away!"

The boy thinks for a bit, then says
"Here, ill give you the double entendre pitch!"

He ended up nailing her.