My step-sister asked me for an example of a double entendre...
So I gave it to her.
A woman goes into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre
So he gives her one.
My wife said she wanted a double entendre for Christmas
So I gave it to her.
I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio
So I entered my sister
I tried quitting overusing double entendres,
but it's so hard....
The man who invented the double entendre died last week.
His wife's taking it hard.
This women walks into a bar and says, "Give me an entendre. Make it a double."
So the bartender gives it to her
E: credit to /u/Narzgul85
A pun, a play on words, and a double entendre walk into a bar...
One time, I wrote down so many double entendres...
...I had to rub one out.
My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.
And mourned my double entendres.
I can't find a nice girl who wants to play Double Entendre Monopoly with me.
They all leave after collecting $200.
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I'm trying to give up Viagra and improve my double entendres.....
But it's not easy
What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?
I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre...
...but it got really hard.
I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes
But it's so, so hard
A guy walks into a bar....
The bar tender ask "what can I get you?"
The man's says "I'll have an entendre."
The bartender asks "would you like a single or a double?"
The man says "I think I'll have a double entendre."
The bartender says with a smirk "So you want the big one."
Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?
They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.
A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...
he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".
A couple practices baseball together.
The girlfriend ends up as catcher, and the boyfriend pitches.
"Give me a pitch that'll blow me away!"
The boy thinks for a bit, then says "Here, ill give you the double entendre pitch!"
He ended up nailing her.