My step-sister asked me for an example of a double entendre...

So I gave it to her.

A woman goes into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre

So he gives her one.

My wife said she wanted a double entendre for Christmas

So I gave it to her.

I heard about a double entendre contest on the radio

So I entered my sister

I tried quitting overusing double entendres,

but it's so hard....

The man who invented the double entendre died last week.

His wife's taking it hard.

This women walks into a bar and says, "Give me an entendre. Make it a double."

So the bartender gives it to her

E: credit to /u/Narzgul85

A pun, a play on words, and a double entendre walk into a bar...

No joke.

One time, I wrote down so many double entendres...

...I had to rub one out.

My mom had two conjoined sisters and both of their names were Andra. When they were murdered, I gave up joking.

And mourned my double entendres.

I can't find a nice girl who wants to play Double Entendre Monopoly with me.

They all leave after collecting $200.

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I'm trying to give up Viagra and improve my double entendres.....

But it's not easy

What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres?


I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre...

...but it got really hard.

I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes

But it's so, so hard

A guy walks into a bar....

The bar tender ask "what can I get you?"

The man's says "I'll have an entendre."

The bartender asks "would you like a single or a double?"

The man says "I think I'll have a double entendre."

The bartender says with a smirk "So you want the big one."

Why is it so hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They don't understand the subtle nuances of the English language, so they can't pick up on the double entendres needed to appreciate a good pun. It may be a generalization, but in my experience that's how it works out.

A man goes into a bar where, instead of drinks, they sell words and phrases...

he asks the barman if they sell entendres. The barman says "yes" so the man says "ok, I'll have a double" and the barman says "oh, you mean a large one".

A couple practices baseball together.

The girlfriend ends up as catcher, and the boyfriend pitches.

"Give me a pitch that'll blow me away!"

The boy thinks for a bit, then says
"Here, ill give you the double entendre pitch!"

He ended up nailing her.

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