My anti vaxer neighbor's eight year old was throwing a temper tantrum
"Isn't she too old to throw a temper tantrum?", I asked. "It's not a temper tantrum. It's a mid life crisis."
I saw an anti-vaxxers 4 year old son throwing a tantrum at the grocery store yesterday.
You can say he was having a midlife crisis
How do you deal with a toddler throwing a tantrum?
Tell him to wait until the vote count is finished
My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
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Why do pregnant women throw tantrums
Because they're trying to bring out their inner child
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Because he was a Thor loser
What happens when a vegan gets mad?
They throw a tempeh tantrum.
Anti-Vaxx parents hate it when you call their toddler's outbursts a "temper tantrum."
They prefer the term "mid-life crisis"
What do you call a baby plate throwing a tantrum?
As we watched an anti-vaxxer's toddler throw a tantrum, my friend asked "What's his problem?"
"Mid-life crisis", I replied.
my wife had a tantrum while we was playing scramble,
She threw a G at me,
then a N
followed by a B
and lastly the A hit me in the forehead.
I thought to my self thats bang out of order.
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A trumper tantrum.
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