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Wax Museum Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the wax museum?

Paraffinalia!

They put a model of young Darth Vader in the wax museum…

…actually it was Mannequin Skywalker.

The man, the Curator, and the Wax Museum.

A man walks into a wax museum. Inside finds a display of little wick people on a giant map of the United States. However, one of the people, a cowboy is placed in New York City. He calls the curator and asks why that one isn’t over in a place like Texas or Oklahoma.

“Oh, Ed doesn’t fit in ...

Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona.

And... it's gone.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I beat up a Nazi yesterday…

I’m… not allowed at the wax museum anymore.

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