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No boaters drowned at the Trump boat parade this weekend

Because pieces of shit float

Why shouldn’t fishermen become recreational boaters?

Their risk of stroke becomes much higher

The town's most religious man...

As a great rainfall came the town's most religious man refused to leave. After it seemed everyone had been evacuated one last jeep came through and rescue workers asked the man to get in.

"No thank you. God will save me." said the man.

Hours later as the rain grew more intense and floo...

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