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What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

You want some dating advice? Here you go.

A man wanted to find a woman and asked the computer to find him the perfect match: "I want someone who is small and cute, loves the water sports and enjoys group activities."

Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin."

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