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Water Sports Jokes

Why do Europeans never win the most gold in water sports?

All their best divers are playing football.

I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports

I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay

You want some dating advice? Here you go.

A man wanted to find a woman and asked the computer to find him the perfect match: "I want someone who is small and cute, loves the water sports and enjoys group activities."

Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin."

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