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Washing Machines Jokes

What's the difference between girls and washing machines?

Washing machines don't follow you around after you drop a load in them.

A new line of Samsung washing machines was launched today

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My wife kept breaking the washing machine:

So I divorced her and it has not broken down since.

So it's true what they say in the Advert:

"Washing machines live longer with cow gone!!.

So Trump recently put tariffs on solar cells and washing machines...

He must really hate being clean.

You know why washing machines are so good at what they do?

Because all they do is rinse and repeat.

How does Russia knows that Ukraine has "dirty" bombs?

Because they stole all of their washing machines.

There's been a local bloke called Carl going around breaking into people's houses for months...

The Police couldn't catch him. The weird thing is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them and turning them on!

Anyway, just heard that he was found dead in an alleyway because of a drug overdose... now it's never nice hearing of a dea...

The police get a call about a house two blocks away when on the night shift...

The caller doesn't say much but she says she often sees lots of money coming and going from the house and hears machines running all night and day.

The police put together a swat team just in case things go sideways.

They bust down the door to the house and find row upon row of washin...

Why did my girlfriend drink water softener?

Because washing machines work longer with Calgon

Most appliances use a Linux based OS

But washing machines have windows

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