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Walk All Over Jokes

I’ll totally let people walk all over me...

It’ll be fun to watch them trip over my rolls

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A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married.

She put an add out in the newspaper. "Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bed"


She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn't find anybody suitable. She was about to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring. She opens the door to...

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Hey Man, don't let her walk all over you. Be like a narcissist's dick

and stand up for yourself.

Men are like floorboards

If you lay them down right the first time you can walk all over them for years.

A joke told to me by an ex-girlfriend

Why are men like linoleum floors?

Lay one right the first time and you can walk all over it the rest of your life.

My feet have been very supportive my entire life

They've held me up when I'm feeling down. They take me anywhere I want to go. And they always remind me when to take a break for myself.

It's not all good though, they just let me walk all over them.

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