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Conqueror Jokes

A large and powerful kingdom conquered their wealthy neighbor only to discover its treasure was all hidden away.

Only the count from the conquered kingdom knew where the gold was hidden but he refused to tell.

The conquerors took him to the dungeon, placed his head on the chopping block, and told him:

“This is your last chance! Tell us where the gold is or off comes your head!”

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Who was the smartest conqueror of all time?

Genius Khan

What do you call a French conqueror who stands too close to a bomb?

Napoleon Blown-apart

What do you call William the Conqueror's armorer?

Norman Mailer.

A Russian spy is in the UK

A Russian spy is in the UK trying to dig up dirt on an MP.

He walks into a pub, sits next to the MP and orders a drink. He tries to start up a conversation but the MP says he knows he's a spy.

"Of course I'm not a spy, I can sing the whole British anthem", he then sings every verse per...

Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands

Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab

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