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When Vanna White dies...

Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?

I have a Vanna White joke ....

but I’d have to spell it out for you.

Vanna White's birthday is today...

Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements.

What's the difference between Anish Kapoor and Pat Sajak?

Anish has vantablack and Pat has Vanna White.

Sven and Oli went ice fishing.

They had fished in this lake for decades, and they knew there were no more fish in the lake, but they went because they enjoyed going and getting away from their wives. After a while, a young kid came along and cut a hole in the ice under a tree, close to the shore. Sven and Oli looked at each other...

BLONDE AMBITION

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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