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A struggling rock band...

A struggling indies band from Brooklyn, The Spoonerists, was in the process of recording their debut album. The artistic sentiment of the group led them to use ambient sounds from nature in their arrangements. One of the members of the band took it upon himself to go out in to the field and make rec...

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Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. She referred to her time as a U.S. Senator and how she had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

 

Although Hillary was vague a...

I was driving in upstate NY

And I saw a sign that said "Watch For Falling Rocks" so I figured ok, I'll give it five minutes but then I really gotta get going!

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

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I live in upstate New York

You know, normally I'd say "Fuck the Weather", but these days, I'm pretty sure it's way under 18.

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Hilary Clinton is touring a hospital in Upstate New York...

When the hospital director and her passed the room of a man who was furiously masturbating. "What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that man has a rare disorder where his testicles swell up with semen rapidly and he must ejaculate a few times a day or risk se...

A cop catches a Z4 with European plates doing 134 in upstate New York,

so the cop gets out calling for backup and shouts "Keep your hands on the wheel!" while approaching the driver's side. He instructs the driver to lower the window. It's a pale bald guy wearing a dark turtleneck and thick plastic eyeglasses.

"Ja? I vas just admiring Ihre Autobahn. There is ein...

Yesterday I had a picture framed

Now is doing time upstate for armed robbery.

The plan...

A middle aged woman has been conducting a long term affair with her lover for years. Her husband never knows because she tells him that she goes upstate one weekend a month to visit her elderly great aunt and take care of her. The husband wants nothing to do with such business and leaves her to it. ...

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So there's a serial killer on the loose...

There's a serial killer on the loose in a pretty big city in Southern California. This killer has been at large for some time and has a particularity sadistic method of murdering his victims, he kills them by making thousands of tiny cuts all over their bodies until they pass out from pain and die o...

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