A truck driver gets really screwed over by his lawyer during his divorce.
He becomes so sour about it that every time he sees a lawyer on the street while driving his truck, he screams "LAWYER!" and swerves onto the sidewalk to run him over.
One day he's driving and he sees a nun with her thumb out asking for a ride, so he pulls over and lets her in.
A man was known for throwing elaborate costume parties. [Long]
A successful lawyer and bachelor, he had a large home on the countryside where, once a year, he would welcome hundreds of guests to a gorgeous masquerade ball complete with a live band and exquisite catering. He would send out fancy invitations, and patrons would only be allowed into his party if th...