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Unethical Jokes

An unethical young scientist finds a frog on the side of the road



He takes it in for studying and sets it on his desk. The scientist prods the frog and tells it to jump. The frog leaps an astonishing 3 feet 8 inches into the air.

The scientist takes one leg off the frog, and then pokes it again, yelling "Jump". The Frog needs no further telling and ...

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A woman tells her doctor, "Kiss me!"

The doctor says "What? Why would I do something like that?"
The woman says again, "Kiss me now!"
The doctor replies, "Certainly not!"
The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!"
The doctor answers, "No! It's unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest we prob...

I've come into a lot of cash recently doing unethical activities

If it wasn't dirty money before, it certainly is now.

Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees

Ironically, it's all about prophets

I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it and it'll go out of business.

Here's the Amazon link to it!

I used a sample of my DNA to create a clone, with whom I now cohabit. People often ask me whether I think it's unethical.

I tell them I can live with myself.

His Confession

"Forgive me father for I have sinned."

The priest replies, "Tell me your sins my child."

The doctor says, "I slept with five of my patients. I know it was wrong, not mention unethical. Since it happened, I've barely been able to sleep and I have no appetite. I feel so guilty." ...

I used to put coins on my patients' heads, but my boss thought it was unethical.

When he gave me his two cents on the subject, I changed my mind.

An old lady in London...(a true story)

Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order, paid in cash, and all was well until she received one of those new plastic £5 notes as change from the cashier.

She vocally expressed her dislike about the presence of animal products in the new £5 bills...

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A woman is getting dressed after her visit to the doctor

"So, Doctor", she says, "How about a kiss goodbye?"

"I'm sorry", the doctor replies, "But that would be terribly unethical. Hippocratic Oath and all that. I really shouldn't have even had sex with you".

The Serengeti suffered a yearlong drought...

The Serengeti suffered a yearlong drought and, to survive, many animals took to eating their own. The Lion King vowed to resist this abominable fate. But his hunger grew until even he had to swallow his pride.

Unfunny Note: So, because it would be unethical to post jokes that are not your own...

Going to the psychiatrist

"The blonde patient pleaded with her psychiatrist. "Kiss me! Please, kiss me!"

"No," said the psychiatrist, "that's unethical Miss. I shouldn't even be screwing you."

Was reading and just had to share it.

What do you get when you cross a girrafe with a goat?

Arrested for unethical experimentation.

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The Queen's Crossword

The queen had just completed the annual knighting ceremony. She had picked Claire Heinz, the scientist who's work was considered unethical by most, but she respected her anyways. An angry mob had already formed and was attempting to barge into the Buckingham palace.

This was nothing new. T...

Google Doodles

Four people are sitting at a bar. A native American, a trucker, a business woman, and a google employee walks up to these people, and asks them:

“Do any of you know of an important problem facing our society? If so, then we can make a doodle of it and put it on our search homepage to raise aw...

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Got any jokes similar to these ones? (nsfw)

A woman comes to see the doctor.After 5 minutes she suddenly exclaims "kiss me doctor", the doctor obviously refuses to which the woman simply asks one more time and again the doctor explains he can't.This goes down a couple of more minutes , the women begs the doctor and he denies .Then the doctor ...

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A Bear walks into a Bar.

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars here"
"Why the hell not" the bear demands.
"Because it's unethical, because its the damn rules, and because I SAID SO"
"Well, if you don't give me a beer, I'm going to eat al...

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