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Unimaginably Jokes

A man enters a brothel...

he talks to the Madame and tells her:" I am an exceptional pervert, i have tried unimaginably disgusting acts, but now i have run out of ideas, do you have something disgusting and unusual for me?"
The Madame tells him to go to a room on the 2nd floor and talk to the girl there.
He goes to...

A politician dies and goes to heaven...

He is greeted by St. Peter who tells him there is a new system in the afterlife. You can spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, and afterwords you can decide where you want to spend eternity.

The politician say, "ok, let's try this out."

So he spends the day in heaven, praying ...

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Cannibals

One day 3 men were walking through a deep forest unimaginably lost. Out of no where they are jumped by a group of cannibals who knock them out and drag them to their camp. When they come to they are surrounded by the cannibals and their king. The king tells to them that they will be allowed to leave...

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