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Immeasurable Jokes

My mother-in-law has come for a visit and has been of immeasurable help

Which is a polite way to say that her assistance has not been perceptible.

I lost my ruler this morning.

My disappointment was immeasurable.

(Old and not mine) A man dies and goes to heaven

When he gets there he sees a wall of immeasurable proportions made entirely of clocks with a gate in the center. He sees an angel in front of the gate so he asks

“What do all of these clocks represent?”

To which the angel replies,

“These are the clocks of man, every person tha...

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