How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

How do you think the unthinkable?

Mike Tyson: with an itheberg.

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg.



Btw.. every single person i’ve ever told this joke to said they didn’t get it or that it wasn’t funny.. why am I the weirdo that finds it funny? And why am I picturing Mike Tyson?

Obv not my joke I heard it on Come Dine With Me

How do you think the unthinkable?

Thteer it thtraight into an itheberg.

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg!

PS: Probably an old repost but I haven't seen it in awhile and it's a favorite of mine.

Did you hear Mike Tyson got a concussion? [OC]

Doctors say it was blunt fourth trauma.

In before the comments: How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

Also, May the 4th be with you.

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