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Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows...

But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.

What do you call someone who spoils tv shows?

A serial killer

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.

Do Germans like Andy Samberg TV shows?

Nein Nein!

Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows

So yeah I guess I'm bisectual

Heaven is where the music is from the 80s, the TV shows are from the 90s, and the internet is from the 2000s.

Hell, meanwhile, is where the music is from the 2000s, the TV shows are from the 80s and the internet is from the 90s.

Why are TV shows full of drug use?

Because studios misread the demand for a strong heroine.

Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

Some might doubt that TV shows inspired hundreds of thousands of people to raid Area 51 looking for supernatural beings

but I've seen stranger things

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