You know who would never let you borrow their topiary?

a hedgehog.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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Billy the tree.

Billy the tree aces his SATs at Forest High and ends up with a full college scholarship. The day arrives for him to move halfway across the state. The older trees wish him luck, and they make him promise to write. They wave and cheer as he packs his trunk and leaves.

He arrives at his college...

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