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What do I know about bonsai trees?

Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)

My gardener is entering his Bonsai plants in a contest this weekend

I’m rooting for him

I met a lot of new people at the Bonsai Convention.

We all exchanged pleasant trees.

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Japanese banks

The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.

Origami bank has folded.

Sumo bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.

Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.

Analysts report that there is some...

What Do Humans Know About Bonsai Trees

Very Little

Bonsai lovers are very tolerant people.

They hate bigotry.

What do Bonsai sold by a back alley dealer and most people on Reddit have in common?

They can be a real stick in the mud.

A guy tried to get me into an MLM plan for selling mini trees once.

Thankfully I realized before I joined that it was just a bonsai scheme.

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Doing the Boss

A woman's boss calls her into his office asking her if she would house sit when he's gone for a weekend.
Accepting right away she says , "I'll make a list right now of what you'll need. Whatll you need me to do?"

"I've a mini pig that has a rash, can you rub some soothing oil on it?" The b...

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