What do I know about bonsai trees?

Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)

What Do Humans Know About Bonsai Trees

Very Little

What do Bonsai sold by a back alley dealer and most people on Reddit have in common?

They can be a real stick in the mud.

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Doing the Boss

A woman's boss calls her into his office asking her if she would house sit when he's gone for a weekend.
Accepting right away she says , "I'll make a list right now of what you'll need. Whatll you need me to do?"

"I've a mini pig that has a rash, can you rub some soothing oil on it?" The b...

Bonsai lovers are very tolerant people.

They hate bigotry.

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Japanese Banking Crisis

Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.


In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.


Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song w...

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Penis length is directly correlated to the surrounding trees

In Europe and America, there are oaks. In Africa, there are baobabs. In Asia, there are bonsais.

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