After searching ancient tombs for decades, a man finds a magic lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears.
The genie tells the man he will grant him either unlimited money or unlimited wisdom. The man thinks for a while, then selects unlimited wisdom.
The genie snaps his fingers and the man is amazed as his mind begins processing all which he didn't know before.
Suddenly, his expression t...
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Two archaeologists are excavating an ancient Egyptian tomb
Suddenly both archaeologists let out loud farts in unison. They turn to each other and one says, “Hmm, it seems that we have a Tutankhamen”
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If Arnold Schwarzenegger's tombstone doesn't say "I'll be back..."
Someone has made a grave mistake.
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Landed a job a few weeks ago as an archeologist excavating tombs in Egypt. But when I went in for work, they just had me go and recruit more archeologists.
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme
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Understanding the wealth of ancient Egyptians means...
...realizing that not only did they stuff the tombs with gold, but also wrapped the corpses in toilet paper.
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The American and the Camel
An American tech guru made a bunch of money from selling his Bitcoins and decided that now was the time to visit Egypt to see the various ancient tombs of the pharaohs.
He went to Jamal's Used Camel lot to purchase a camel to ride across the desert, as he had seen in many video games.
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