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If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would the inscriptions on their bath towels say?

Hisss and Hearse

Why is it so hard to read inscriptions in tombs?

Because it’s very cryptic

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Cave Excavation

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in their order of appearance:

1. a woman
2. a donkey
3. a shovel
4. a fish
5. a Star of David

They decided that this...

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