Silver Plate Jokes

During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty his roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there's mo... read more

She stayed for a full day. During the day, she kept saying my roommate was a pretty girl. I asked her to give it a rest but to no use.

Finally on the dinner table, she said what she noticed and I clarified that me and my roommate were just roommates, no less no more.

After she left, th... read more

A platter-pus

A woman visits her son at the uni he attends, he invites her into his dorm and introduces her to his roommate. The mother instantly suspects that they are dating. So she asks her son Mother: “are you guys dating?” Son: “no mom, she’s just my roommate, we even have separate beds” The mother was st... read more