A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand...

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My three year old daughter made this up...what did the potty training robot say?

Pee poop pee poop.

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I took my three year old for a walk and he started crying because I accidentally stood on a toad stool.

Not sure why he was so upset, I'm the one with frog shit on my shoe.

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A mother is bathing her three year old son

A mother is bathing her three year old son. The son points at his testicles and asks "Mom, is this my brain".

His mother replies "No, but it soon will be."

A man was walking with his three year old daughter.

As they were walking, the man bumped into one of his high school friends.

'I've not seen you in ages! And this is my daughter Beth!'

"And what's Beth short for?'

'She's only three.'

Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Playing hide and seek with my three year old son is easy.

It’s been 15 years and he still hasn’t found me!

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Three year old and five year old little brothers talking about how they can feel grown up....

The oldest boy says, “I know, we’ll say cuss words.”

First, 3 year old says “I know what I’ll do—I’ll say ‘fuckin’.”

The eldest responds, “I know what I’ll say. You bet your sweet ass.”

They go down stairs for breakfast, and the bright eyed mother says “what do my sweet little b...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a ...

A joke from my three year old.

My wife removes the jacket from a book of my son's.

My three year old son yells out, "Don't take the jacket off."

My wife asks, "Why not?"

My son says, "Because the book will get cold."

Goodbye Daddy !

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”


The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”



The little girl s...

a guy thing..

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I
was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in
between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course, I che...

“That’s an excavator. It’s funny when I call it an eckavator.”

That’s it. It’s my three year old’s favorite joke. He tells it to me every time we pass a construction site and cracks up.

Chicken or egg?

One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked.
My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?"
I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat...

Kids these days...

A five year old boy was playing with his three year old brother at their house when the older one notices something in the terrace. He exclaimed, "OMG! There's a condom on the terrace!"

Innocently, the younger brother asked, "What's a terrace?"

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Pedophiles are like televisions

Even a three year old can turn them on.

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