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Three Year Old Jokes

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My three year old daughter made this up...what did the potty training robot say?

Pee poop pee poop.

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his r...

Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible?

He was having a midlife crisis.

A man was walking with his three year old daughter.

As they were walking, the man bumped into one of his high school friends.

'I've not seen you in ages! And this is my daughter Beth!'

"And what's Beth short for?'

'She's only three.'

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