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Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile

And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"

"Have you checked the battery?"

"What's an Ery?"

What was Zeus" specialty in medical school?

Surge-ery

What do Seattleites call a group of little kids dressed up as ghosts?

A micro-boo-ery!

Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. No one is even down by the lake.

It's Erie

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