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Robin was having problems starting the Batmobile

And then he went to Batman "The Batmobile won't start!"

"Have you checked the battery?"

"What's an Ery?"

A newfie was walking up the wharf with a small lobster in each hand.

He was half way up to his truck when he saw a fishery officer approaching him.
"Ha we got ya now buddy, that's a $10000 fine in each hand!" exclaimed the officer.
"Naw these aint no ordinary lobsters b'y, dese are me pet lobsters!" George said calmly.
"I takes em for a dip here e'ry day ...

What was Zeus" specialty in medical school?

Surge-ery

What do Seattleites call a group of little kids dressed up as ghosts?

A micro-boo-ery!

Wholesale supermarket

So, the other day my wife texted me, said we were having salad for dinner, and asked me to grab a head of lettuce on my way home from work. I said OK and decide to try the new discount supermarket that opened right off the highway. When I get in, it's clear that this place specializes in wholesale: ...

Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. No one is even down by the lake.

It's Erie

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