What do people in Seattle call a group of little kids dressed as ghosts for Halloween?
A micro-boo-ery!
Happy Halloween :)
Robin: The batmobile won't start. Batman: Check the battery
Robin: What's a tery
What was Zeus" specialty in medical school?
Surge-ery
A newfie was walking up the wharf with a small lobster in each hand.
He was half way up to his truck when he saw a fishery officer approaching him. "Ha we got ya now buddy, that's a $10000 fine in each hand!" exclaimed the officer. "Naw these aint no ordinary lobsters b'y, dese are me pet lobsters!" George said calmly. "I takes em for a dip here e'ry day ...
Wholesale supermarket
So, the other day my wife texted me, said we were having salad for dinner, and asked me to grab a head of lettuce on my way home from work. I said OK and decide to try the new discount supermarket that opened right off the highway. When I get in, it's clear that this place specializes in wholesale: ...
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. No one is even down by the lake.
It's Erie
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