Three Piece Suit Jokes - 5 Hilarious Three Piece Suit Jokes

What do you call a fish wearing a three piece suit and a top hat?

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So a guy's walking down the beach, when he sees a guy walking towards him.

The guy looks kinda familiar, but there's something that's just not right. Because the guy walking towards him is wearing a three piece suit, has a beautiful woman on his arm, and he has a giant fuckin' orange for a head.

When he gets up to the guy he recognizes him. It's his old friend Bill!...

Did you ever hear of Juan the Magnificent?

Juan was just a young man growing up in rural Mexico. He felt he had little chance to grow up and do anything of importance or recognition. He'd grow up and work the land. The same as his father and his grandfather before him.

Until the day he saw the great magician Harry Houdini.

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Grandma flies to a wedding...

Unfortunately the airline loses her luggage, including her dentures.
When she arrives her granddaughter's fiancé says: "Not to worry, my uncle Steve has a briefcase full of dentures"
Grandma has her doubts but sure enough Steve shows up in a nice three piece suit, and a briefcase full of den...

A luxury yacht catches fire somewhere in the South Pacific and sinks....

A single male survivor, let's call him Roy, washes ashore on a small, deserted tropical island.

Roy spends the next three years of his life struggling to survive, but, by collecting debris and materials that wash up on the shore, he manages to thrive.

Then one day, as he's combing the...

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